Friday, December 6, 2013

old


One apon a time there was an ugly duckling who looked like this.  

He went all around the town watching people sleep.  When they would wake up they would find that they were a few pounds lighter because even in theyre sleep the presence of the ugly duck made them crap theyre pants.  But if they woke up they would find The Ugly Duckling was staring straight at them, face to face.  But when people came looking for them all they saw on the bed was a pile of crap.  The Ugly Duckling lived alone and got very lonely and tried to make friends by watching people sleep because he was too scared to interact with others while they were awake.  But people were still scared of him, so one day Ugly Duckling became furious because every one hated him so he decided to destroy the village.  He jammed all the doors that night so the people couldn't leave theyre houses, he then went up to the top of the mountain and created an avalanche with a stick of dynamite , then he lets out a large roar " I'm ugly and I'm proud!!!"

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